Coca Cola and Pepsi are the same thing, open your eyes people!!!!

Just for fun, lets look at some of the reasons David hates the Black eyed peas.

Don’t Lie:

Times in a song <4 minutes the word no is said: 25 (counting knows that sound like no, the total is 40)

Times the word lie is said: 25

My Humps:

Times the word hump is said: 38

Times the word make is said: 18

Hey Mama:

Mama: 21

Don’t phunk with my heart:

No: 37 times

Baby: 28

Love: 22

You: 46

That or that shortened to “tha”: 49. FORTY NINE!!!!

Lets average out the songs to about 4 minutes, at this rate, you are likely to hear a word used more than 10 times an average of 33 times in a song.

Formula: (# of times no + lie + hump + make + mama + no (2) + baby + love + you + that) / number of songs, / (songs/instances for this study [2.5]).

This means you are likely to hear up between 2 or 3 songs a total of 81 times average, and each word at least 33 times.

Which means in an average song of 240 seconds, you will hear a repeated word (33) every 7.3 seconds or going on the total repeated words (81) just shy of every three seconds.

Average the two, and you get repetition every 5 seconds, which is definitive proof why the black eyed peas are completely unoriginal, and also in a stunning side revelation not originally part of why I founded this experiment, why people like the BEP’s can be linked to the fact they don’t have to learn that many words.

To be fair, I left out the song ba bump which has the word bump 47 times, and adding words that sound like bump (rump, stump, etc) a total of 70 times. I did this to give you fair warning of what’s to come.

5 seconds. Which mind you, is just over a third of the time when Kanye West rips off someone else and calls it his own, further anointing himself as the genius of rap.


Works cited:

http://www.azlyrics.com/b/blackeyedpeas.html