I Couldn't Agree More.

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1. Short for weblog.
A meandering, blatantly uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life. Consists of such riveting entries as "homework sucks" and "I slept until noon today."
2. A place where people bitch about their daily activities which nobody is interested in. topics like why they argue with boyfriend and how they end up together at last, daily aneroxic activities like drinking blended organic fruits and vegetable for breakfast, lunch and dinner, talking about cutting themselves with a razor blade and how good they felt, bitch about their shopping activities and what they got.
just another way to seek attention and sympathy from other people.

This is without question the finest purchase I've ever made. I think it will be my Kwanzaa gift to a very special little boy. I've come full circle on the cell phone issue, by the way - i think people who fag-out when someone picks up a cell phone in public are poofey pudenda. Seriously, get over yourself! You don't deserve my attention just because of our physical proximity - grow some tits, some blonde hair, and an acute [ or just a cute]knowledge of art history and literature, then you can earn my attention like everyone else! Go back to coughing loudly when someone within eyesight is smoking a cigarette and leave me the fuck alone!