C'est Combien?

Dystopia used to be hypothetical, and i used to be cute enough to get away with it! I guess some things never change. The NY Post was right - if you're gonna blow lines of your Miata keys in the bathroom at Concorde, kick down rails for the gals behind you who are waiting to pee... it's the right thing to do. Okay, here we go girls, Vent Session au marché.

• All women are gay, but most are still in the closet.
  
  
• How is it that the same escorts have been advertising in the local rags since the early ‘90s and yet the age listed in their ads never changes?
  
  
• The guy online asked to buy tina from you not because you are puerto rican, but because so many people online do crystal meth. Everything is not about race.
  
  
• To the older guy with the hot Latino girlfriend: Enjoy her now because soon enough “ugly” won’t be in style, and I’ll be able to get on that!
  
  
• To the black women who go to primarily white bars and roll your
  eyes at the sight of another black woman: What’s that about?
  
  
• When a man does something bad, it reflects on all men. When he does something good, it reflects only on himself. When a gal does something good, it reflects on all women. When she does something bad, we don’t talk about it at all.
  
  
• Why is it that hardly any bars are wheelchair accessible?