The best quote in years.

If you are a reader of this site, you likely have great taste. If you happen to be in high school, here is the greatest yearbook quote possible.

"To live like I ain't never lived before. If y'all see me in the news, and I make the news for something that I ain't got no business making it for, don't bash me. Say it was a young guy living."
-- Redskins RB Clinton Portis, on his plans for the off-season

I mean, this is it. A young guy living. Hemingway or Fitz couldn't do this good.