Coup d'Taunt

A general public service announcement. At 24, Christina Aguilera looks like a 35 year old Minnie Driver. I met Minnie Driver this weekend and at 35, she looks like a 60 year old transient. Gwen Stefani is clearly trying to be Madonna, and is failing miserably (which is to say, she is succeeding). Is it worse to morph from motor-city white trash to an english poseur, or from garden-grove white trash to a glamrock fashionista? Gwen married a british homo, Madonna married a brit and made him a homo. Why won't any spelling dictionary recognize the word morph, but how amazing is it that the only suggested replacement for Aguilera is uglier? Either way, next to Busty Cops, I think that Wild Things 3 is the finest softcore ever produced.

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