Juggling the draft

First off, congrats to my old friend Jimmy Cobo, who occasionally reads this blog and is maybe the only writer who writes longer posts than I do. It’s a mutual problem, why use 4 words when you can use 5,000 to describe a 4 minute song.

Why not.

Anyway, he’s starting to get some dap from the mp3 bloggers of the world.

Check him out at www.greenpeasness.org

He’s one of my ten favorite reads on the net, up there with Simmons and Klosterman.

I have a Superman post coming up later tonight or tomorrow. The delay comes from the problems of the net. I mean to go to Gmail, but go to Youtube and the first video is “titled man catches cobra in his mouth!”

How can you say no?

Since, I’m not posting it here, I didn’t like it that much.

Highlight of the week:

During the NBA Draft:

Right before this starts, Dan Patrick asks where David Stern is.



Watch how Stern can barely make it through without laughing, especially on the words Utah Jazz.

This guy should be running America. He is faster with quips than Tony Blair, and more menacing than Bush, Cheney, and Rummy combined. This guy is to the NBA what Churchill is to WWII England (with the exception of letting the Refs win it for the Heat).

One more Draft highlight.

A homemade video of guys heckling Steven A. Smith. Just gold. If you don’t know who STEVEN A SMITH IS, this is the best intro possible:



Stuff like this makes me wonder if I even want to be famous. Between this and The Streets line about camera phones and doing lines, I can’t imagine the blowback of my first bender during fashion week.

But Steven A. Smith deserves this. He really does.

The worst video I have seen in a while.



Wait, you’re telling me he can’t even attempt a Walken?

This guy even sucks the fun out of something as cool as jumping over a car:



Watch out world.

And now for the INLY’s viral video of June:



Something out of nothing. Makes me nearly cry every time.