Monday, July 25, 2005

Chinos & Von Doucheface


Chinos & Von Doucheface

Drew Barrymore once told me that of all the words in the english language, the most beautiful combination was truth or dare.

Okay, here's the razzle dazzle - I want participation damnit! And I want it to be esoteric! So post any of the following three things:


  • truth: Ask a question of me or of the audience.
  • dare: Its not like we can verify, so think of fun stuff.
  • Never have i ever: Yeah, it's an entirely different game, DEAL!.

I'm guessing no one will respond, but if you're looking to entertain yourself (and others) on a monday morning, dig it.

posted by toastycakes at 7:11 AM

3 Comments:

  • Yeah, so when you ask for "esoteric" "participation damnit" (?), it then becomes your duty to promptly and engagingly respond to any and all comments, with the understanding that it's not really fun to post jerns when you're not sure if anybody's out there (see: blogs from STEAZIE / INDIANA DAVE of ineverlovedyou.blogspot.com)

    DARE: Okay, so try not to use the following words on your blogsnot for, like, a month:

    esoteric
    postmodern
    gay
    paradox
    fag
    (any gayish or fagish French)
    pseudo-(anything)
    intellectual
    best
    worst
    I
    .....GO!!!.....

    Datta. Dayadhvam. Damyata.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 27, 2005 2:08 PM  

  • FROM THE LOS ANGELES TIMES 7/29/05:

    Erica Timmerman realized she didn't care about trying to be hip anymore when, at age 30, her doctor told her she had thyroid cancer. The diagnosis annihilated her ambitions to be a walking pop culture encyclopedia or to cultivate a pose of ironic detachment. Cancer, after all, doesn't respond to wisecracks.

    "When you think you might die, you look at your life and realize what's important to you," says Timmerman.

    The now 40-year-old Silver Lake resident has felt pressure since adolescence to be considered cool. That pressure, along with her cancer, is now in remission. "And I'm not going to let anyone dictate how I'm supposed to look or act, and stop trying to be something I'm not," says Timmerman.

    (IN AN ARTICLE TITLED: "IF IT'S HIP AND TRENDY, THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED")

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 29, 2005 9:04 AM  

  • You're the best pOmO pseudofaggio pompier I've ever met... Bon chic, le freak!

    Never trust a computer you can't lift.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at July 29, 2005 8:08 PM  

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