INLY speaks this way.
For all ten of you readers out there, I figured I compile a list of terminology and catchphrases we uses here at I Never Loved You.
Let’s start with some of the simple stuff.
GD: Dave’s abbreviation for God Damn. Don’t know why he uses it.
Whatev’s: Steaze’s pseudo-gay way of saying he’ll do what he wants.
Wash My Car: to have sex with a girl. – Started in 2004 when Me, Steaze, and Dr. Brody were all in dry spells. We also realized that our cars were disgraces, and tied the two togeths.
Ish: Another homo-propism from Steve, relating to middle of the road sentiment to anything.
Salty – overly sexualThe INLY Dictionary:
Mexi-can- a 24 four ounce beer can
Izzle – 1. Coke. 2. a racial slight for those who put rims on a Cutlass Supreme.
Fergie – A white girl who hangs out only with black (and I suppose Indian or Samoan) fellas. (taken from the Britney clone in the Black Eyed Peas)
Coo Li - Coors Light (most beers are pronounced as a Frenchman would read the label here at INLY)
Man-ha-ann Beach. The first of the beach communities in the South Bay along Sepulveda. The Massholes I work with have forever edited this pronunciation
YT – You Tube dot com. Where the existence of Allah, Buddha, and Christ may lay if properly tagged as “deity” and not “Hilarious.”
SC – short for USC, or University of Southern California, the greatest college in the nation.
Mac Genius – The title Steaze has at Apple stores that pays him some 17 an hour to look at porn and 15 year old girls.
Night Auditor – The title Dave has with the company he’s with to spend six hours looking at the corrupt history of Scientology.
Axe or Tag, or whatever – The cheap cologne from an aerosol can that everyone swears by.
Audible translations:
Reads as Sweet, pronounced as Sch-weayy-eet
Reads as Bush, pronounced as Boo-sch
Reads as fifteen, fay-en
Nerd – Nurd
Fag – Fay-gh
Finished – fi-ni
To be re-edited and re-complied.
By the way, the two mains of this blog farted in the general direction of Harold from the movie about white Castle last night.
His audible response:
“OH MY GOD”
Let’s start with some of the simple stuff.
GD: Dave’s abbreviation for God Damn. Don’t know why he uses it.
Whatev’s: Steaze’s pseudo-gay way of saying he’ll do what he wants.
Wash My Car: to have sex with a girl. – Started in 2004 when Me, Steaze, and Dr. Brody were all in dry spells. We also realized that our cars were disgraces, and tied the two togeths.
Ish: Another homo-propism from Steve, relating to middle of the road sentiment to anything.
Salty – overly sexualThe INLY Dictionary:
Mexi-can- a 24 four ounce beer can
Izzle – 1. Coke. 2. a racial slight for those who put rims on a Cutlass Supreme.
Fergie – A white girl who hangs out only with black (and I suppose Indian or Samoan) fellas. (taken from the Britney clone in the Black Eyed Peas)
Coo Li - Coors Light (most beers are pronounced as a Frenchman would read the label here at INLY)
Man-ha-ann Beach. The first of the beach communities in the South Bay along Sepulveda. The Massholes I work with have forever edited this pronunciation
YT – You Tube dot com. Where the existence of Allah, Buddha, and Christ may lay if properly tagged as “deity” and not “Hilarious.”
SC – short for USC, or University of Southern California, the greatest college in the nation.
Mac Genius – The title Steaze has at Apple stores that pays him some 17 an hour to look at porn and 15 year old girls.
Night Auditor – The title Dave has with the company he’s with to spend six hours looking at the corrupt history of Scientology.
Axe or Tag, or whatever – The cheap cologne from an aerosol can that everyone swears by.
Audible translations:
Reads as Sweet, pronounced as Sch-weayy-eet
Reads as Bush, pronounced as Boo-sch
Reads as fifteen, fay-en
Nerd – Nurd
Fag – Fay-gh
Finished – fi-ni
To be re-edited and re-complied.
By the way, the two mains of this blog farted in the general direction of Harold from the movie about white Castle last night.
His audible response:
“OH MY GOD”
posted by Indiana at
4:37 PM
1 Comments:
...and then some.
Safety: The opposite of doorknob.
Titties: An affirmation. Favorable.
Hiii-yo!: Thank you Ed McMahon for this one. You can make the most off-colour remark as long as you (or someone else) qualifies it with, "Hiii-yo!"
Tapatio: Not a word, just a shout-out. We pour the shit on our taint 'round here.
Over the hill: The valley. The creepiest place imaginable. Where people go to die (and find car parts).
Homo-e: We spent enough time on this...
ps - whatevs doesn't have to be homo-e. It can be a term of dry ambivolence. so there!
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